How Fast to Get Drunk

Some people brag about how long it takes them before they get drunk. I think this is a waste of money. If you can get drunk on one bottle of beer, I think that's efficient. I am now envious of people who get drunk on just one bottle of beer. I thought I could get drunk if I consumed 2 cans of beer in 30 minutes but I had to consume 2 more cans of beer in an additional one and a half hours before I got tipsy enough to satisfy myself. Maybe I should add red wine or gin so I can get drunk faster and cheaper. Red wine seems to be a healthier alternative.